THANKS, YOU

for the advertised adventures,
they were worth every pretty penny,
you fuck, you;

thanks, you,
for all the crazy talk,
the pot shots,
the sucker punches,
the habitual abandonment;

thanks, you,
for always being there
for me
when i needed you
least.

thanks, you,
for hitting me on my bike
with yr. car,
for cursing & yelling at me
from the safety of yr. tank,
as if it was all my fault (maybe it was).
"there's something wrong with you,"
the spoiled hellcat yelled at me.
"i know...i know...i'm sorry...whatever."

thanks, you,
for absolutely nothing.
you were worth every pretty penny,
you whore, you.